Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.

lol wonder how they came up with an idea to test this.
Tester 1: Hmm..what's an idea to test and prove a fact?
Tester 2: I don't know, let's ask Bob. Bob, you got anything?
Bob: Uhh....Let's see if termites eat more wood listening to heavy metal.
Tester 1: Yeah!
Tester 2: Splendid!
Bob: Uh..huh..yah...whatevah ya say, mon!

so bob is a jamaican???

This is true.

The termites mistake the loud thundering music as thunder, and begin to carry their work out faster in fear of rain.

whoo hoo! i lurv heavy metal

the fact itself is fishy... then comes along Darren with another dandy... did the termites tell you this themselves?

I BET THEY LIKE THE TACO BELL BAND

I love the first comment! =)

In a termite infested house lived three brothers. Phil loved heavy metal and his room was devoured by termites in no time, Amadeus loved classical and his room lasted a couple years, Brian was a goth kid and his room is still intact because the termites committed suicide and did not chew up his room. =)