All 13 minerals necessary for human life can be found in alcohol beverages.

A wise man once said there was a roastbeef sandwich in every bottle of beer

A wiser man once said, a roast beef sandwich AND a bottle of beer makes for a kick ass lunch.

An even wiser man made the comment above

An extremily wise man once said he ate a roast beef sandwich and a bottle of beer 4 lunch every day of his life

that's not true alcoholic drinks are dangerous to the human brain

good 2 hear that .......

yup, but it still has 6 minerals that are very very harmful 2 ur brain!

Forget the Flintsone Vitamins I'll have a Busch light!!

so while yo consume something that can slowly destroy your life you are thinking damn at least i am getting my 12 no sorry 13 essential minerals! why not get it the old fashion healthy way bet that bets waking up in a new bed with your bag missing and a terrible hangover not knowing what you did last night, but then again 13 minerals wow your blowing my mind yo ho ho and a bottle of whiskey