Funny Facts

There are 30 Funny Facts

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
A group of officers is called a mess.
A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.
Approximately $25 million is spent each year on lap dances in Las Vegas.
Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts.
Donkeys are commonly used by the Iraqi Rebels to launch rockets!
Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.
Famous billionaire Howard Hughes stored his own urine in large bottles.
Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung!

In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph!
In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!
In Japan, it is completely acceptable to name your child "Buttocks" or "Prostitute".
Kampang School in northeastern Thailand is the first school to open a toilet for transvestite pupils.
More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving.
One in three snake bite victims is drunk. One in five is tatooed.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.
President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader!
Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight!

Take your height and divide by eight. That's how tall your head is!
The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!
The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts 3 naked men with their hands on each others shoulders.
The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993.
The U.S. has more bagpipe bands than Scotland does.
The Yo-Yo originated as a weapon in the Philippine Islands during the sixteenth century.
To sell your home faster, and for more money, paint it yellow.