More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.

Are they really fat by any chance?

thts how i died yesterday (Y)

i like vending machines. i wrote on one with a pernament marker and i up chucked on it too. i stuffed my boy friend in it yesterday. his name is ying-yang yo. seriously. he is alive ... his dad rescued him right before i hit him with a hatchet.

how does a VENDING MACHINE kill you?

Well if only they dropped the freakin items when they were supposed to then you wouldn't have this problem, would you?

umm.. wow how does this happen???

how much do ya wanna bet people get there heads stuck in there?

Wow you really have to be flippin STUPID to get killed by a vending machine. GOSH, people and their ways!!!!

I'll think about that before i use my school's vending machine again! 'Cause I don't want to be one of those who die 'cause of them!
I wonder how they die???

I'm guessing this is happening in America

i wonder if that's how i'll die

How do you die from a vending machine?!?!?!?!?!

i knew the robots were going to get us

oo!
i saw a vid on youtube and this guy he wanted free snackes so he charged at the vending machine and..failed
then he broke his leg!

i hope when i die its by a vending machine

dude, how can a vending machine kill youuuu? ha.

Gladly, there's no vending machine in indonesia...

okay so that emily stevens comment really creeped me out, haha .

People get killed by vending machines falling over them when they shake or push the machine back and forth to get what they want from the it.

That's not a funny comment.

death by chocolate they say...

wtff??? a freakin vending machine aint ganna kill me..

a vending machine can kill you only if it is thrown by shizuo

the vending machine can fall on them. i can imagine that happening right now

wow seriously? How LONG did that take you to think up........

At least its a satisfying death

OMG HOW THE HECK CAN THAT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!

one day i wanted a snack,at a railway station,the snack was stuck when i saw it,when i put money,two snacks came,i was lucky,one dollar,two snacks,and luckily i dont need to dieee!!

Wow; how does someone die from a vending machine.
How can you say this, then not answer how they died cuz now i rlly wana know.

270 days agoVanessa
I'm guessing this is happening in America
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Snow: I, sadly, thought the same. I know plenty of people dumb enough to stick there head in the slot. Though..if your that dumb..They need to die either way. There kids wont make it past ten. And no, im not bashing on my own nation, mainly on the idot parents, we have a solid goverment, but weak minded people.

dont call me fat

I heard on the news last night that there is a vending machine wanted for murder!

those 10 people need to stop eating!! seriously.

wouldnt happen 2 me:0

probably someone's hand got stuck then the vending machine fell onto them. Splat?......

People get killed by vending machines, not by eating the stuff but tilting the machine to attempt to get free stuff. Ever see the sticker, Caution! Do Not tilt machine...can cause injury or death!

THIS IS TRUE, WATCH MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! ! !
(they kids can't run as fast as flying cans from the soda machine)

Must be one of those evil transformers

!!!!

wtf? fat people nowadays

i wish i could stuck my ex boyfriend in there.. so that he would die... S-L-O-W-L-Y...
ahahah.. if vending machine really do kill..



*EVIL LAUGH*

idiots

The vending machine was probably put there by terrorists

Wow what fatties

i saw that with my own eyes while i was driving! smashed into the windshield!

i knew the vending machines were out to get us since one shot my father. he never put his hand in a vending machine again...

I thought it was stupid but I read about it and most foods in vending machines are very fattening and high in cholesterol and if you consume too much of it you could get clogged arteries. And there is also the way by a vending machine falling on you, killing or injuring you. But I think you wouled have to be shaking it or something. I know I know. Your chips got stuck and you want them. Don't shake the machine :]]] Talk to the people who own the machine for them to get your money back or to get your beloved chips unstuck

wdf ? would anyone mind telling me howw this is evenn possible ? XP

how in the world is dat possible

if any one else has seen the show Durarara.... then u might no what i thought of right away when i saw this ._.

i died like that 5 times

Oooh my goodness i bursted out laughing when i read this! hahahaha thats funny, well not for those certiain people though! You have more of a chance to get killed by a vending machines than sharkes each year!!!

Um. Wow. This seems ridiculous, but it's pretty true. About 13-15 people are killed by vending machines each year.

now i want food. :|

how and why

Ohkaay , people are really dumbbb , fer real. A vending machine is not gonna kill you. Maybe if you eat erything out of it at the same time. This is retarted hahaha. I'm out(: watch your back the vending machine might come out and attack you! Bahahah. Wow

how??

Amazing

Weird?? but funny!

hahahahaha

Lol thats actually funny AND tragic...

Ummm.....yeah.....umm i'm stayin' away from vending machines now.....*shiver...* creepy....

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5.0 out of 5 stars Make this your only stock and store
Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Not...
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He always brought home milk on Friday.

After a long hard week full of days he would burst through the door, his fatigue hidden behind a smile. There was an icy jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz in his right hand. With his left hand he would grip my waist - I was always cooking dinner - and press the cold frostiness of the jug against my arm as he...
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5.0 out of 5 stars Make this your only stock and store, July 8, 2008
By Edgar (Baltimore) - See all my reviewsThis review is from: Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz (Misc.)
Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Not to sound like a complainer, but, in an inept half-gainer,
I provoked my bowl to tip and spill its contents on the floor.
Stupefied, I came to muddle over that increasing puddle,
Burgeoning deluge of that which I at present do adore -
Snowy Tuscan wholesomeness exclusively produced offshore -
Purg'ed here for evermore.

And the pool so white and silky, filled me with a sense of milky
Ardor of the type fantastic of a loss not known before,
So that now, to still the throbbing of my heart, while gently sobbing,
I retreated, heading straightway for the tempting icebox door -
Heedless of that pitter-patter tapping at the icebox door -
I resolved to have some more.

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
'This,' said I, 'requires an extra dram of milk, my favorite pour.'
To the icebox I aspired, motivated to admire
How its avocado pigment complemented my decor.
Then I grasped its woodgrain handle - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams of Tuscans I had known before
But the light inside was broken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only words there spoken were my whispered words, 'No more!'
Coke and beer, some ketchup I set eyes on, and an apple core -
Merely this and nothing more.

Back toward the table turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
'Surely,' said I, 'surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

From the window came a stirring, then, with an incessant purring,
Inside stepped a kitten; mannerlessly did she me ignore.
Not the least obeisance made she; not a minute stopped or stayed she;
But, with mien of lord or lady, withdrew to my dining floor -
Pounced upon the pool of Tuscan spreading o'er my dining floor -
Licked, and lapped, and supped some more.

Then this tiny cat beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grand enthusiasm of the countenance she wore,
Toward the mess she showed no pity, 'til I said, 'Well, hello, kitty!'
Sought she me with pretty eyes that seemed to open some rapport.
So I pleaded, 'Tell me, tell me what it is that you implore!'
Quoth the kitten, 'Get some more.'

more then 7,000 faggots are killed by looking at a vagina.

vanessa your mean and i bet it happens in your counrty not america. so screw off

ahh stupid people. we all love them, until they die by a vending machine!!!!

i will never use a vending machine again!!!!!

Haha!!

i love how so many people ask the same question and it is answerd so many times but still, people ask...haha they fall! people are so desprate to get their goodys out that the shake the machine and it tips over. and with the whole heads getting stuck in the slot...its true..it happends! lol personaly i know someone who did it. funny story accually. we had to call the fire department!

Omqee Are You 4Reals?
That Iz So Retarted Lol !

use r all retards

Yeah.. hi keegan

:* :'(

HEY.

hehehehehehehehe

heh heh.. giggity

hilarios. :l

whos that chick? :-)

its me.

hey ladehs

pfffft, you wish nomical

no i dont.

haahahahhahaha

du hast! DUNDUNDUN

BJ stop singing,

pfffft

hey. me kill you?

teehee

you dont know what nomical means nomnomical. >

swiper! where are you??

im the real one, your the fake one nomical

BLEGGABLE.

im behind you

its me swipper no swipping

I will kill you The Nomical >:l

crazy chick! (8)

mama, were all gonna die... (8)

aahhahaahaha

bye

uhuh i wanna have your babies

mwahaha >

No.

i have pink milk.

She dances awesome.

$10 they are all blonde

never gunna shake a vending machine again.... don't need skittles that bad

I like using vending machines,im risking my life

i will nvr shake a venind machines for my coins and snacks back,i dont need maltesers thT BAD

Wow, isn't that nice?

you people are fatt

In Soviet Russia vending machine kills you.

That is so funny like someone walks up and the vending machine starts to eat them!!! bahahahahah!!!

they must be realllllllllllly fat just sayin

so am i but i take a pill and like i always hated strawberry milk and now good thing i didn't like it

its understandible if someone posined the food but its in possible to fall on you if its bolted to the floor

You are a LIAR!! This is quite impossible. I am looking for a LEGIT fact to use at school. Quit lying to me.

HELLO

um nooo

how do you get killed by a vending machine?:L

I bet you it falls on people.

wow i don't wanna die that way

When People Get Angry. Bash The Machine. It Falls=Death

v

wow thats funny, im happy i dont use them much

I don't understand, how does it kill them?

this is amazing

my poop stinks

I can't beleve it... I buy out of a vending machine every day... Hope it does not eat me for a snack!!!!!

How stupid can these people be? Or are they blind?

you are all stupid in the us as thick as shit the lot of you 911 for ever

did any of you notice that the comments ceased to be about the "fact" a long time ago? also, the person who said americans are thick is quite wrong. there ARE very dumb people here, and many aspects of our TV culture and such are quite dull, and we DO have very sorry excuses for humans representing us as a country, but we are not, fortunately, all idiots. oh, and someone who can't spell the word "baby" shouldn't call ANYONE stupid, let alone a whole nation

come on the irish. never happened 2 us

It falls on you

what?? how is that possible??

fukk it!!!

Wow, Their Stupid!!! HAhaha -Wierd Peopple- they Need to lay off the Munchies

I believe I was killed by a vending machine in my past life. Ah, I remember it like it was yesterday! Except not really. June 7th, 1985. A vending machine STOLE my dollar! So I punched it, breaking my right hand. Punched it again, breaking my left. I had no choice but to headbutt it with all my might! Buuut that caused a major concussion and I died. Now I have a severe hatred for vending machines and one dollar bills.

thats funny

i am never using those!this person i saw was upset because it gave him the wrong item.the rest was not pretty

HAHA THATS FUNNY CHECK OUT THE SONY SELLING 700,000 CAMCORDERS THAT COULD SEE THROUGH CLOTHES

I think that if you get killed by a vending machine you are dumb!

it's transformers

Made my day.

lol

you are lame

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Please forgive me
If I'm coming on too strong
Hate to stare
But you're winning
And they're playing my favorite song

So come here
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Wanna whisper in your ear
Make It clear
Little question
Wanna know just how you feel

If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
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Would you hold it against me

Cause you feel like paradise
I need a vacation tonight
So if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me

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But I you know I'm just your type
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But you just cannot deny

There's a spark in between us
When we're dancing on the floor
I want more
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So I'm asking you tonight

If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now

Would you hold it against me

Cause you feel like paradise
I need a vacation tonight
So if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me


If I said I want your body
Would It Hold It Against Me?

(Yeah)

(Ah)

(Oh)

Gimme something good
Don't wanna wait I want It now (na-na-now)
Pop It like a hood
And show me how you work It out

(alright)
If I said my heart was beating loud
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me

If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me

Cause you feel like paradise
I need a vacation tonight
So if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me

haha lol most of u ar arguing on a "funny fact"

wtf that was creepy emily

These people must be doing somthing real stupid to die by a vending machine.

well first the vending machine invites you to their studio apartment..

Boobs I saw Boobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just killing.

that's weird. I like it!

fools..

my brother was killed by one last year...serious stuff everybody...not a joke

Hhahaha!!! wtf! I guess that's the way some of us will die someday....all for not wanting to lose $1.25 or simply $1 xD.... Well it explains usual stupidity of the every day life.. lol I think one just died right now xD... momment of silence for those ppl that gave up their lives for vending machines!!

i just kick vending machines and see what comes out of the prize hole

gotta get that snickers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

OMG soem of htese coments are so hilarious/stupid! And i have shaken vending machines all the time, never fall down. but i do know people who climb on them... this one kid fell off! lol

omg!! that is like so scary

they do not know what they talking about

i bet there food was stuck and they had to push it and it fell on there fat ass.

How do you die by a vending machine. Does this mean that your overweight and just die of fatnes????????????

@Olivia burgerr that what they all said and now ur reading about their deaths! And not all those Americans are stupid, even tho it is ridiculous some of the thongs I read and hear about them. Stuff like this happens all over the world not just one place! Bt I guess every race has it's own stereotypes. Americans seem to have this one :/

And I'm pretty sure those pepol whi hot killed ny vending machines weren't too proud to notice that in their finals seconds they weren't guna die a soldier, a hero or a person of accomplished dreams, their final words mire have just been" holy shit, I'm going to get killed by a vending machi"-- splat! And if they were still alive they would probably, no they would say tge exact same things that is on everyone's mind here rite nao!

It doesn't make you fat, it falls on you!

15 people are known to have been crushed to death by vending machines. I look for fun facts online alot and when i see random made up shit like this, I get angree!!! >

10 bucks they're all fat

I was killed by a vending machine

Im almost positive that if I need a snack from a vending machine im haveing Nathan Keefe get it. (:

im gay

your a tard hehehehehe
<===========3

this aint funny >.>
my girlfriend died like this
SHE WAS JUST WALKING THEN BOOM, IT FELL AND HIT HER D':

the people buy the candy eat it and explode . END OF STORY.THEN DORA EATS THEIR BODY

not all vending machines have candy, chips, bars or drinks, idiots. all of you are ages 5-12

lol they must be a gambling addict

Bend over vending machine...bend over!

Wow..amazing.. Know from where???

do they ummm yer

My mom said that they most likely shook it to get what they want and it fell on them.

I wonder if people get sued for it....

omg thats funny i might get the soda bang of damn i got crushed

ur mam i so fat tht when she goes swimming little kids go look mammy ther is a hippopotamas

That is just unbelieable, i am adding this to my school project! Oh aye! Tokio Hotel rock btw! google them <3

THAT IS WEIRD AND TRUE! I GUESS?

haha Wtf how Does That Happen

hw do u make a smile on the computer please show me the keys and order

Made in China...

awesome

maybe like some of them r like of ice so they freeze or something

Naad Khula

We shud have a chat

If the vending machine fell on you it probably would kill you smart asses :L

Did you know that now a days corals in Israel are eating jellyfish for them to maintain the population of Jellyfishes!

how can u b killed by a vending machine?!?!?!?!

vending machines are vicious,they can and will kill you

vending machines are vicious,they can and will kill you

vending machines are vicious,they can and will kill you

vending machines are vicious,they can and will kill you

I know its sad but HAHAHA!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaah

They fall on you. . . ?

They fall on you

this is really cool

omg killer whasing machine's what next nooo

They should make a show of this. It'd be called ............. WHEN CHOCOLATE ATTACKS.

acutally that's not true.. a study proved that only one person actually died during the years the test was conducted... which was about 5 or so years... i think

How Are People Killed By Vending Machines ? Thats Weird , theyre Harmless , Like Do they Fall On People Cause People Hit Them When They Cant Get Their snack Out Of Them

wow all of u people are funny

i said that sarcasticly

Why do they die from vending machines???

I DIED AFTER I SPENT 20 BUCKS ON FOOD!

they either die by getting there head stuck in the slot or the vending machine tips on them

one time i saw a vending machine with a sighn thats said "do not kick or punch you will NOT recieve anymore iteams" well me and my friends did it any way and got 2 extra things

Has anybody ever seen Tosh.O?
There are a lot of strange things that happen on that show...

thats why youh always kick tha side of the machine

unless it rocks back and falls on youh squishing youh

thats why youh should get your friend to kick tha side of tha machine

EAT MY A**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back fired!

only realy sad and stupid-pathetic people get killed that way....

Vending machines always eat me and my snack

Blaitently its because people that shake it to get free stuck shake it to much and it falls ontop of them...

snap that is brutal

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha sucks to be them

I knew vending machines where evil

I knew vending machines where evil.

Omg

wtf...

See what happens is a stupid person would stick their hand up into the vending machine and it ends up falling on them, killing them! Isn't that just sad! Iv tried that before and I'm lucky I didn't die!

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what?

that's what they get for kicking the vending machine.

thats true?

awesome

weird 0.o

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what. the. hell.

huh????
wOw wUtt cAn wEE esPektt oF thE wORld nOww???

how the heck is this meant 2 be a fun fact? and emily stevens your actually creeping me out!

( . )Y( . ) jiggles!

woa

how do you get killed by a vending machine?

stay away from vending machines

*beep* *boop* MURDER HUMANS *beep* *beep*

the vending machine falls on top on you

on top of you*

really wow

I think i'll stay away from vending machines now !!!!!!

This is proof that transformers exist.

OK?

There was a girl that can fit her whole body inside a vennding machine

I think they get mad at it

i dun understand

shit rools

what do they do? get their hands caught in the vending machines.

the peoplewho voted down had a relative or close friend die by vending machines

I Like venders, i named mine vendie (:

Shizuo heiwajima is how people die from vending machines.google it

scary but intresting

wow intresting

wow how dose this happen ?? dose it fall on you ?

What the hell! wow that must have been some real skinny person o.O

how dose it happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like U Vanessa and snow
I hope U like me I know U don't know me I don't know u but I like u both are nice

By kill does it mean by what's in it

Most general fact I've ever seen. It's like saying more than one person a year breathes..

What Da Booty!!

love what you hate b'cuz it will come back at'cha

Awesome way to die..... I'd want to live for a while first though

true

Hahaa, I'd be the person to do that one daay. ;D

LOLLAWLlol great fact :-B DD

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Beleoeber for lifeee

that is sooo funny

i think its way more,i knew 2people who died becouse a vending machine fell on them

this is the gayes fuc

Why??????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????

That's why they need healthy food in the machines.

haha, this is a cool fact......

Yeahh, my great great great great grandma's dog got killed by one. It was sad.

i really did not know this fact

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how

thats really weird

and how is that does it fall on them and they get squished

now i know what the scariest thing in the world to go as is in halloween.

how the heck do u get killed my a vending machine?????

i bet this was happening in soviet russia


IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WALDO FINDS YOU!!!!!!!

ITS NOT THE VENDING MACHINE
ITS DA CHOCOLATE

Its the chocolate bars I tell you!

omg

is when they fat and the get there arm stuck and rips off ;p thats what comes my mind

im sorry for those people

wow i jus made it 300 comments

epic

this is ballshit fuck my life

THIS IS STUPID!!! PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!

:/ :S :X :3

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what are vending machine??????!!

i kill man from vending machine and also killed by it

Awesome.. I Mean Not For The People Being Killed... But Look On The Bright Side How Did It Fall On Them Where They Shacking It?..

that is deli blad bye

I now know vending machines are good for two things. Amazing snacks and killing stupid people.

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OHMYGOD THATS WORSE THAN MURDER. On grave: died while getting a can of cola.

Is it because of the machines toppling, or the products that come from them

EPIC!.......FAIL!....

they probobly died because tere to FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how???

That doesnt even make any sense and is not that funny at all.

ha ha lol

if you are gay you are gay

I have to say this is the first time i have ever heard about this here fact.

LOL! I hope this isn't true!

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YOU KNOW YOUR TICKER HAS RAN OUT WHEN A VENDING MACHINE TAKES YOUR LIFE

well its kinda funny i made a report for this by my fiktion and then it shows up here i had no idear at all ^^ so creepy
but then again how do you manege to get killed by a wending macine ^^

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wow!

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When I die, I want it to be because of a vending machine

LUL GOOD ONE!! xD

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Hello Earthlings... It is I, Lady Gaga. I laugh with cachinnation at the fact that vending machines kill all these Earthlings. I wish I could butt rub one and poop out little chunks of Gaga change and chank out my breakfast. For I am Lady Gaga and I have never heard such thing. I find myself to be a very exquisite character but none compared to this. I love you all MY Little Monsters. xoxo GAGA. P.s. Go watch my video "Marry the Night" and watch me act like an exotic slut and eating cereal. It's a work of art. Muah.

anyone think that its when the thing they paid for is about to come down but gets stuck between the platform and the perspects that they get squished against and they shake it a little to much? X]

for why?

poop hed im a poop hed ye

Before i die ima buy a vending mashine and eat how much i want from it ;D

The actual # is 2.6 people

12

NO WAY DUUUUDDE D:

OMG dats such a sad way 2 die

Wtf?!

I like vending machine fish fingers... Not so much now

so funny

I bet the vending machines were decepticon transformers....

the vending machine could've fallen on them....

Aww... really?

how is this funny tho 0_O ??

This made me immediately think about Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara!! XD I love that short-tempered, vending machine throwing guy!!!

LOL! Ima scream everytime i see a vending machine now

Who wants some cock?

Maybe People Who Work In A Vending Machine Place Get Killed By Having It Fall On Them . :/

I used to get attacked by vending machines, then I took an arrow to the knee..

how doesa vending machine kill u . REALLY

they got a mean right hook, and its usually do to blunt trauma. and internal injury.

kim and have picnic

I reccommend not hitting the vending machine until the drink comes out lol

I was about to get my soda until I took an arrow to the knee

that is sad but cool at the same time.

Lol how is that even possible?

i wonder if those people's spirit is the cause of my items always getting stuck

lol how does that happen, geez what is this world coming to.

if 10 people die coz of a vending machine then 9 die coz of watching tv.

funny

Thats pretty sad

no way thats wierd

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fuck u

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I shouldnt really be laughing because people get killed but i cant help it /: My friend once got her arm stuck in a vending machine /: she owned the shop with the vending machine!! XD anyway yo can stop asking about how it kills you, its pretty logical, your money goes in. Snack gets stuck, you shake it or punch it. It wobbles. You gasp. It falls on you. You could die instantly. You could die of over-fluid in your head. You could die of concussion. Pretty simple.. Just dont be an idiot and hit itor move it.

i suppose a majority of those deaths are from the machine falling on them?

This fact is funny, but not very good to laugh at, but i cant help it, sorry if any one on her ewas killed by an vending machine!!

retards

you guys must be really retarded and fat if you kill yourself for a pack of skittles

animal

Thats not a funny fact its a sad fact

this is crazy