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    Neil DeGrasse Tyson considered becoming a male stripper to make money during graduate school. When he visited the club, the dancers came out with lighter fluid soaked jockstraps and set them ablaze while dancing to “Great Balls of Fire.” He chose math tutoring instead.
  • 2
    According to a 2014 study, 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is a sexually-transmitted disease.
  • 3
    The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!
  • 4
    In 2013, man bought a house next to his ex-wife just to install a giant middle finger statue for her to see every day.
  • 5
    Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts.
  • 6
    New Google employees are called "Nooglers", and are given a propeller beanie cap to wear on their first Friday.
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    The Prince Charle Cinema in London has volunteer "ninjas" that hush obnoxious moviegoers.
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    In 2009, a drunk New Zealander lost a poker bet and had his name changed to "Full Metal Havok More Sexy N Intelligent Than Spock And All The Superheroes Combined With Frostnova". He found out that it was accepted 5 years later after receiving a confirmation letter.
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    A poll has found that computer 'nerds' make the best lovers, with 82 percent of IT geeks claiming they put their partner's pleasure above their own.
  • 10
    McDonald's did away with its spoon-shaped coffee stirrers because people were using them as cocaine spoons.
  • 11
    Take your height and divide by eight. That's how tall your head is!
  • 12
    The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
  • 13
    Brazil has their own version of Miss America. Miss Bumbum Brazil pageant is an annual competition for the best butt in the country.
  • 14
    40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
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    Jeremy Clarkson once published his bank account number and sort code to prove that the information couldn't be used to steal money. Someone used it to set up a monthly direct debit from his bank account to a charity.

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