23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph!
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There is a museum in Spain that shows 2 T.Rex skeletons having sex.
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson considered becoming a male stripper to make money during graduate school. When he visited the club, the dancers came out with lighter fluid soaked jockstraps and set them ablaze while dancing to “Great Balls of Fire.” He chose math tutoring instead.
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Jeremy Clarkson once published his bank account number and sort code to prove that the information couldn't be used to steal money. Someone used it to set up a monthly direct debit from his bank account to a charity.
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Britney Spears’ music is used by the British Navy to scare off Somali pirates.
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Gary Kremen, founder of match.com, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com.
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To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.
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