Critic Michael Crowley gave such a poor review of one of author Michael Crichton's books that, in his next book, Crichton made a character 'Mick Crowley' who was a child molester with a small penis.
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23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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One in three snake bite victims is drunk. One in five is tatooed.
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The Russian Army's favorite marching song is the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.
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In 2005, a man named Ronald MacDonald robbed Wendy's.
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The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
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