In 2012, a squirrel in Fareham, UK got its head trapped in a decorative Halloween skull and scared the crap out of the neighbours.
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Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.
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The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
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In the UK, there's a guy named 'Major Dickie Head'.
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On April Fool's Day in 1977, the UK newspaper The Guardian ran a 7 page feature on the discovery of the fictitious island nation of "San Seriffe."
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There's a flower called "Hooker's Lips" that literally looks like a set of hooker's lips.
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