23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph!
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The dildo was invented at least 22,000 years before the wheel.
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Evanston Township High School in Illinois played Justin Bieber's 'Baby' as a fundraiser between classes. Students had to pay to stop it. $1,000 was collected in 3 days.
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Omar bin Laden (Osama's son) was denied citizenship in Britain in 2007 because "Omar failed to provide his father's permanent address".
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For Valentine's Day 2014, an unnamed man sabotaged a special screening of "Beijing Love Story" at a Shanghai cinema by booking every other seat, subsequently preventing couples from sitting together.
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