The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
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In 2012, a squirrel in Fareham, UK got its head trapped in a decorative Halloween skull and scared the crap out of the neighbours.
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Omar bin Laden (Osama's son) was denied citizenship in Britain in 2007 because "Omar failed to provide his father's permanent address".
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Gary Kremen, founder of match.com, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com.
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23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.
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