Donkeys are commonly used by the Iraqi Rebels to launch rockets!
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The Procrastinators' Club of America newsletter is called Last Month's Newsletter.
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To sell your home faster, and for more money, paint it yellow.
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Take your height and divide by eight. That's how tall your head is!
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Omar bin Laden (Osama's son) was denied citizenship in Britain in 2007 because "Omar failed to provide his father's permanent address".
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson considered becoming a male stripper to make money during graduate school. When he visited the club, the dancers came out with lighter fluid soaked jockstraps and set them ablaze while dancing to “Great Balls of Fire.” He chose math tutoring instead.
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