The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
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Gary Kremen, founder of match.com, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com.
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Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.
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23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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There's a children's book titled "Where Willy Went" detailing the adventures of a sperm.
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McDonald's did away with its spoon-shaped coffee stirrers because people were using them as cocaine spoons.
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