23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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On April Fool's Day in 1977, the UK newspaper The Guardian ran a 7 page feature on the discovery of the fictitious island nation of "San Seriffe."
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The dildo was invented at least 22,000 years before the wheel.
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One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving.
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In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".
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Approximately $25 million is spent each year on lap dances in Las Vegas.
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Jeremy Clarkson once published his bank account number and sort code to prove that the information couldn't be used to steal money. Someone used it to set up a monthly direct debit from his bank account to a charity.
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In the UK, there's a guy named 'Major Dickie Head'.
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