23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson considered becoming a male stripper to make money during graduate school. When he visited the club, the dancers came out with lighter fluid soaked jockstraps and set them ablaze while dancing to “Great Balls of Fire.” He chose math tutoring instead.
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Britney Spears’ music is used by the British Navy to scare off Somali pirates.
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In 2012, Swedish artist Fredrik Saker created a super-detailed self portrait and successfully submitted it as his driver’s license picture.
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Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts.
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