One in three snake bite victims is drunk. One in five is tatooed.
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23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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In 2012, a squirrel in Fareham, UK got its head trapped in a decorative Halloween skull and scared the crap out of the neighbours.
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The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
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In 2005, a man named Ronald MacDonald robbed Wendy's.
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The longest Monopoly game in a bathtub lasted 99 hours!
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