In the UK, there's a guy named 'Major Dickie Head'.
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23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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In 2006, an Australian man tried to sell New Zealand on eBay. The starting price was $0.01 AUD and managed to reach $3000 before eBay closed the auction.
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In 2012, a squirrel in Fareham, UK got its head trapped in a decorative Halloween skull and scared the crap out of the neighbours.
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