McDonald's did away with its spoon-shaped coffee stirrers because people were using them as cocaine spoons.
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson considered becoming a male stripper to make money during graduate school. When he visited the club, the dancers came out with lighter fluid soaked jockstraps and set them ablaze while dancing to “Great Balls of Fire.” He chose math tutoring instead.
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The dildo was invented at least 22,000 years before the wheel.
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In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".
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According to a 2014 study, 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is a sexually-transmitted disease.
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Take your height and divide by eight. That's how tall your head is!
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23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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