23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
870
The Prince Charle Cinema in London has volunteer "ninjas" that hush obnoxious moviegoers.
22
Famous billionaire Howard Hughes stored his own urine in large bottles.
138
In 2012, a squirrel in Fareham, UK got its head trapped in a decorative Halloween skull and scared the crap out of the neighbours.
45
40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
780
In 2012, a Chinese gamer's father was so concerned about his son's habit, he hired virtual hitmen to kill off his avatar.
53
Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.
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In Japan, slurping loudly while eating noodles shows that the food is delicious. It's actually considered rude not to slurp!
26