23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
870
There is a village in Ireland called Muff, and they have their own diving club.
22
The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993.
685
Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.
999
The dildo was invented at least 22,000 years before the wheel.
47
Omar bin Laden (Osama's son) was denied citizenship in Britain in 2007 because "Omar failed to provide his father's permanent address".
19
Neil DeGrasse Tyson considered becoming a male stripper to make money during graduate school. When he visited the club, the dancers came out with lighter fluid soaked jockstraps and set them ablaze while dancing to “Great Balls of Fire.” He chose math tutoring instead.
5