23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson considered becoming a male stripper to make money during graduate school. When he visited the club, the dancers came out with lighter fluid soaked jockstraps and set them ablaze while dancing to “Great Balls of Fire.” He chose math tutoring instead.
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If you fake a laugh long enough, you'll actually start to laugh really hard.
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Brazil has their own version of Miss America. Miss Bumbum Brazil pageant is an annual competition for the best butt in the country.
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In 2005, a man named Ronald MacDonald robbed Wendy's.
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In 1974, prankster Porky Bickar was so into April Fools, he flew hundreds of tires into a dormant volcano in Alaska and set them on fire - fooling the local populace and coast guard into thinking the volcano was active.
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McDonald's did away with its spoon-shaped coffee stirrers because people were using them as cocaine spoons.
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Colorado switched mile marker "420" to "419.99" to stop people from stealing it.
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