The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
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Omar bin Laden (Osama's son) was denied citizenship in Britain in 2007 because "Omar failed to provide his father's permanent address".
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23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
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The U.S. has more bagpipe bands than Scotland does.
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