23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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If you fake a laugh long enough, you'll actually start to laugh really hard.
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The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson considered becoming a male stripper to make money during graduate school. When he visited the club, the dancers came out with lighter fluid soaked jockstraps and set them ablaze while dancing to “Great Balls of Fire.” He chose math tutoring instead.
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There’s a company that provides private flights for individuals who want to join the “mile high club”. For $425.00 you get a 1 hour flight, chocolates, champagne, and a curtain.
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