23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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In 2005, a man named Ronald MacDonald robbed Wendy's.
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According to a study by the National Science Foundation, only half of Americans believe in evolution, and one in 4 don't know that the Earth orbits the Sun.
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A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.
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For Valentine's Day 2014, an unnamed man sabotaged a special screening of "Beijing Love Story" at a Shanghai cinema by booking every other seat, subsequently preventing couples from sitting together.
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Men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer than those who don't.
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In 2006, an Australian man tried to sell New Zealand on eBay. The starting price was $0.01 AUD and managed to reach $3000 before eBay closed the auction.
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