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    Michael Crichton
    Michael Crichton
    Michael Crichton, author of Jurassic Park, felt his literature professor at Harvard was giving him unfair grades. To prove it, he turned in a paper by George Orwell and received a B-.
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    Omar bin Laden (Osama's son) was denied citizenship in Britain in 2007 because "Omar failed to provide his father's permanent address".
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    Outside of the bedroom, the most common place for adults in the U.S. to have sex is the car.
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    Donkeys are commonly used by the Iraqi Rebels to launch rockets!
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    The dildo was invented at least 22,000 years before the wheel.
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    Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung!
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    In the UK, there's a guy named 'Major Dickie Head'.
    In the UK, there's a guy named 'Major Dickie Head'.
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    When a massive power outage struck southern California in the 1990s, Los Angeles residents reportedly called 911 to express alarm about strange clouds hovering overhead; they were seeing the Milky Way for the first time.
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