23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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The Prince Charle Cinema in London has volunteer "ninjas" that hush obnoxious moviegoers.
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According to statistics, Australian women are most likely to have sex on the first date.
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In 2005, a man named Ronald MacDonald robbed Wendy's.
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A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.
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Colorado switched mile marker "420" to "419.99" to stop people from stealing it.
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When a massive power outage struck southern California in the 1990s, Los Angeles residents reportedly called 911 to express alarm about strange clouds hovering overhead; they were seeing the Milky Way for the first time.
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