If you put two straws in your mouth, one inside a drink and one outside it, you won't be able to drink through either straw.
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When you shave a guinea pig it looks like a little hippo.
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When Will Ferrell met RHCP drummer Chad Smith he looked him up and down and said: “You´re very handsome,” and then walked away.
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There's a children's book titled "Where Willy Went" detailing the adventures of a sperm.
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The US national public health institute, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, has an actual plan in case of zombie invasion.
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The Prince Charle Cinema in London has volunteer "ninjas" that hush obnoxious moviegoers.
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