If you put two straws in your mouth, one inside a drink and one outside it, you won't be able to drink through either straw.
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The Procrastinators' Club of America newsletter is called Last Month's Newsletter.
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Because of South Park’s Scientology episode, the Church of Scientology hired people to spy on Matt and Trey to find something on them to use for blackmail. The Church became frustrated when their investigation turned up nothing but the fact that they’re pretty normal people.
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On some poorly researched trivia lists it is stated as a fact that a pregnant goldfish is called a twit. This is not true as goldfish lay eggs.
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A bag of marijuana was the first thing ever bought and sold over the internet.
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