Allegedly, Chrysippus, the Greek philosopher, died of laughter after getting his donkey drunk and watching it try to eat figs.
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If you hold farts in during the day, they'll just come out when you sleep.
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Warner Brother's hated the name 'Beetlejuice', and urged Tim Burton to change it to something clever. Burton jokingly suggested calling the movie 'Scared Sheetless', and was horrified when the studio actually liked it.
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If you put two straws in your mouth, one inside a drink and one outside it, you won't be able to drink through either straw.
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There's a children's book titled "Where Willy Went" detailing the adventures of a sperm.
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Mary Jane was killed by Spiderman's radioactive semen in the limited comic book series "Spider-Man: Reign".
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Sniffologists have the job of sniffing armpits.
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