When you shave a guinea pig it looks like a little hippo.
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When Will Ferrell met RHCP drummer Chad Smith he looked him up and down and said: “You´re very handsome,” and then walked away.
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Omar bin Laden (Osama's son) was denied citizenship in Britain in 2007 because "Omar failed to provide his father's permanent address".
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A dairy cow can produce more milk when listening to music.
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After Germany surrendered in WW2, people in Moscow partied until the entire city actually ran out of vodka.
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There is a village in Ireland called Muff, and they have their own diving club.
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