When Charles Darwin first discovered the Galapagos Tortoises, he tried to ride them!
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Mary Jane was killed by Spiderman's radioactive semen in the limited comic book series "Spider-Man: Reign".
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If you hold farts in during the day, they'll just come out when you sleep.
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The Jewel Wasp injects a drug into a cockroach’s brain, turns it into a zombie, rides it like a horse back to its burrow, and then lets its hatched larvae feed on the cockroaches body from the inside.
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In 1974, prankster Porky Bickar was so into April Fools, he flew hundreds of tires into a dormant volcano in Alaska and set them on fire - fooling the local populace and coast guard into thinking the volcano was active.
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If you put two straws in your mouth, one inside a drink and one outside it, you won't be able to drink through either straw.
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There is a town in Norway called Hell, and it freezes over almost every winter.
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