If you hold farts in during the day, they'll just come out when you sleep.
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Most people turn their music down in the car when finding a street sign to "see better".
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In Ancient Greece, small penises were desirable, and big ones were for ‘old men and barbarians’
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In 2005, the Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi, insulted Finnish cuisine and joked that Finns ate “marinated reindeer”. In 2008, Finland won an international pizza contest, beating Italy. The name of the winning pizza was “Pizza Berlusconi” and it was made of smoked reindeer.
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According to a Japanese poll in the year 2000, the Japanese believe that their best invention of the twentieth century was instant noodles.
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Omar bin Laden (Osama's son) was denied citizenship in Britain in 2007 because "Omar failed to provide his father's permanent address".
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A dairy cow can produce more milk when listening to music.
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