False teeth are often minutely radioactive.
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You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina.
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Mary Jane was killed by Spiderman's radioactive semen in the limited comic book series "Spider-Man: Reign".
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The longest Monopoly game in a bathtub lasted 99 hours!
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If a native Hawaiian woman places the flower on her right ear, she is available. (The bigger the flower, the more desperate!)
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In the UK, there's a guy named 'Major Dickie Head'.
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Tickling was a form of torture used in ancient China on nobility because it left no mark and recovery was quick.
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