A banana slug can be 6-8 inches and their erect penis can be just as long. Also, their penises emerge from their heads. After sex, banana slugs eat each others penises.
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In Scotland it is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
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It would take you a week to watch every episode of "The Simpsons" if each episode ran one after the other without stopping.
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If a native Hawaiian woman places the flower on her right ear, she is available. (The bigger the flower, the more desperate!)
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