The widow of the inventor of the Winchester rifle built a house with mazes and dead-end staircases to confuse the ghosts of the people who were killed by her husband's rifles.
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A man named Heraclitus had an illness that made his body swell up with water. To try to sweat it off, he buried himself in a steaming pile of animal poo, but then overheated and died of dehydration.
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When you shave a guinea pig it looks like a little hippo.
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If you pronounce the names of products wrong in an Apple Store, employees are not allowed to correct you.
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A strawberry is not a berry, but a banana is.
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It would take you a week to watch every episode of "The Simpsons" if each episode ran one after the other without stopping.
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