There is a man who claims to have travelled to an alternate dimension in which The Beatles never broke up and brought back a mix tape of Beatles songs no one in this dimension has ever heard.
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Pageant Models often smear Vaseline on their teeth so their lips won't stick when smiling.
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There's a knife-fork hybrid called a knork.
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You can't tickle yourself.
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The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning!
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There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
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