The U.S. Army accidentally ordered an 82 year supply of freeze-dried tuna salad mix for troops in Europe.
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A surprise inspection of a men’s prison in Acapulco unearthed 100 plasma TVs, 2 sacks of marijuana, 2 peacocks, 100 cockerels… and 25 women.
37
Rubberbands last longer when refrigerated.
370
99% of people cannot lick their elbow.
253
Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
153
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
637
There is actually a superhero called “normalman.” He was the only person without superpowers on a planet full of superheroes.
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