The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning!
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Donkey Kong was Mario's pet that he'd abused. Donkey Kong kidnapped Mario's girlfriend as revenge for the mistreatment.
83
German soldiers, both heterosexual and homosexual, are allowed to have sex with each other!
105
The widow of the inventor of the Winchester rifle built a house with mazes and dead-end staircases to confuse the ghosts of the people who were killed by her husband's rifles.
34
Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex.
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