Donkey Kong was Mario's pet that he'd abused. Donkey Kong kidnapped Mario's girlfriend as revenge for the mistreatment.
83
Women wishing to enter Canada to work as strippers must provide naked photos of themselves to qualify for a visa!
380
Annually, the amount of garbage that is dumped in the world's oceans is three times the weight of fish that is caught from the oceans.
-60
In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs!
121
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
242
