You can't tickle yourself.
29
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
1k
Annually, the amount of garbage that is dumped in the world's oceans is three times the weight of fish that is caught from the oceans.
-60
The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.
2k
Real diamonds can be made from peanut butter!
549
The G in 'g-string' stand for groin.
322
Oak trees do not have acorns until they are fifty years old or older.
155