Donkey Kong was Mario's pet that he'd abused. Donkey Kong kidnapped Mario's girlfriend as revenge for the mistreatment.
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German soldiers, both heterosexual and homosexual, are allowed to have sex with each other!
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There is actually a superhero called “normalman.” He was the only person without superpowers on a planet full of superheroes.
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Parents receive 1 out of every 5 Valentines.
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If you put two straws in your mouth, one inside a drink and one outside it, you won't be able to drink through either straw.
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The widow of the inventor of the Winchester rifle built a house with mazes and dead-end staircases to confuse the ghosts of the people who were killed by her husband's rifles.
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A Korean man called Lee Jin-gyu fell in love with his large, huggable pillow and married it.
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