In the UK, there's a guy named 'Major Dickie Head'.
Yes, Major Dickie Head Is a Real British Officer
Sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction. In the UK, there genuinely exists a military officer known as Major Dickie Head—and yes, that's his real name, not a prank or fabricated story that spread across the internet.
The name first captured widespread public attention around 2009-2010 when Major Dickie Head of the 3rd Battalion The Rifles appeared on BBC Breakfast. When his name flashed across the screen in the typical news chyron format, viewers did double-takes. Was this real? Had someone pranked the BBC? Nope—just an unfortunate combination of a perfectly respectable given name and surname.
How Does Someone End Up With This Name?
The answer is surprisingly straightforward. "Dickie" is a traditional British nickname for Richard, much like "Dick" in American English. It's been used for centuries without any juvenile connotations—think of Lord Mountbatten, affectionately known as "Uncle Dickie" in the royal family. When you're born Richard into the Head family, "Dickie" becomes your nickname by default.
His parents likely never considered the modern schoolyard interpretation when they named their son. In formal British circles, the name carries none of the baggage it might elsewhere. Still, you have to wonder if young Richard had a rough go of it in primary school.
The BBC Appearance That Broke The Internet
When Major Dickie Head appeared on BBC Breakfast to discuss military operations, he was there as a professional military officer doing his job. But the moment that chyron appeared—"Major Dickie Head, 3rd Battalion The Rifles"—social media exploded.
Screenshots circulated widely, with many people convinced it had to be fake, photoshopped, or evidence of a BBC prankster. Forum discussions from that era show people frantically trying to verify whether this was real. It was. The BBC, maintaining its characteristic professionalism, conducted the interview without any acknowledgment of the elephant in the room.
He's Not Alone
Major Dickie Head isn't the only British public servant whose parents' naming choices created memorable moments. The UK has seen PC Rob Banks (a police constable who appeared on ITV discussing budget cuts), and forum posts reference a Sergeant Pepper appearing in the same BBC report as Major Head.
There's even a Richard Head, 2nd Viscount Head, who served as a Captain in the prestigious Life Guards cavalry regiment from 1957 to 1966. After his military career, he became a successful racehorse trainer. Being a hereditary peer probably helped deflect some of the teasing.
Satire vs. Reality
The real story has been complicated by the Suffolk Gazette, a British satire website that published a fictional article about Major Dickie Head receiving military honors. That article is fake—the Suffolk Gazette is essentially the UK's version of The Onion, and has successfully duped major news outlets with its deadpan humor.
So while Major Dickie Head is absolutely a real person who served in the British Army and appeared on the BBC, be skeptical of recent "news" stories about him. The original BBC appearance was genuine; the viral memes and satirical articles that followed are testament to the internet's inability to resist a good name joke.
At the end of the day, Major Dickie Head served his country with distinction, and the fact that we're all giggling about his name says more about us than it does about him. Still... you have to admit, it's a hell of a name.
